Experimentation Island is the CRO industry’s island gathering — and every year, I write custom parody songs for the speakers. Not generic filler: each speaker gets a personalized banger built on a classic they never asked to be part of.

Selections from the songbook:

• “Experimentation Island” — the island anthem (a loving Kokomo situation)
• “Weigel’s Talking Soon” — Erin Weigel, via Fly Me to the Moon
• “Always Tim Wilson To Me” — Tim Wilson, via Billy Joel (he’s quite often riled, but he’s always Tim Wilson to me)
• “Heather’s Gonna Teach You Stuff” — Heather Greene gets rickrolled on her own behalf
• “Learn Control from Fabijan” — Aleksander Fabijan, via Rocket Man
• “Cause I Am Juarez” — Lindsey Juarez, via I Am the Walrus (goo goo g’joob)
• “Who Has a Lifeline” — Alex Arvanitidis, via Once in a Lifetime
• “Rishi” — Rishi Rawat, via Sixpence None the Richer
• …plus tributes for Paula Sappington, Val Kroll, Kelly Wortham, Ton Wessling, Wil Reynolds and more

Performances live on Analyrical.