Analytics companies have feelings too, and sometimes those feelings need a hook.

Amplitude — “Break Up with Bad Analytics”
A breakup anthem for the campaign: legacy analytics is like a bad relationship — inaccessible, expensive, doesn’t care about your needs. Time to break up. Amplitude will treat you right.

Convert.com
The official Convert jingle — because A/B testing platforms deserve bangers as much as anyone.

Want your analytics tool to get stuck in people’s heads? You know where to find me.