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Analytics Holiday Songs

One original data driven Christmas song every December. Tradition is tradition.

Every December since 2023 I have released an original analytics Christmas song, because the industry deserves carols too. What started as one joke is now a running tradition: three songs, three Decembers, zero regrets.

♪ 2023 · Always Trust the Data on Christmas

The one that started the tradition.

♪ 2024 · Christmas Cookie Consent Song (Santa Stole the Cookies)

A holiday classic about third party cookies, which Santa did in fact steal.

♪ 2025 · This Year Santa is Data-Driven

Santa gets a laptop, a dashboard, and one very measurable Christmas.

The next one lands this December on Analyrical, whether the industry asks for it or not.